"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"
God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there
Richard Pryor said it better; “ain’t got sense enough to pour piss outta a boot with the directions on the bottom”, quoting his grandmother.
No, I am not bitter, I am not hateful, and I am not unforgiving. I just don’t like you.”
— C. JoyBell (via quotestuff)